Look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to.
Everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandad’s motorcycle and just screamed: “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE.”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
PRO TIP: In a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. Not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. And most are windowless and easy to defend. Just saying.